Sexual fantasies to try at the office - Bests places to have sex while still making money
We spend the largest and most active part of the day at the office. And in time that adds up to a lot. According to U.S. Census data, men spend an average of 41.0 hours per week at their jobs. With that amount of time, and adding stress and exhaustion, there is no wonder our brain starts planning escape routes based around our most favored activities.
And it’s not just men. Women fantasize about having sex at work almost as much as men do. For the most part, both parties stick to their daydreaming and use it as an escape pod from day to day mental pressure.
It just might be that there is something about a competitive, edgy, deadline infused environment that grinds our sexual gears. And the fact that it is forbidden just adds to the cocktail. You as a present-day gentleman must recognize the full potential of office sex by finding out what the best locations are, that both men and women refer to when it comes to office sex.
But before we go down the list of the best places to have sex at work you should keep in mind that although you may fantasize about a certain colleague, romantic or sexual relationships between employees where one individual has influence or control over the other's conditions of employment are inappropriate and in many cases could see you being dismissed.
That is because, even if consensual, they may ultimately result in conflict or difficulties in the workplace. And you don’t want any difficulties. So treat matters with the utmost care and balance. You will be better off in the long run if you ask your significant other to come by your workplace than engaging a female co-worker.
The appetizers
Most sexual relationships at work begin with people spending too much time instant messaging. One day, messages turn into flirting and sexual tension begins building up. While sharing your most intimate thoughts over messages at work, it can be risky but it can also be very satisfying as well. Tell her what you want to do to her and what you would have her do. You can even put your BDSM kinks to good use over IM. Ask her to go to the bathroom and remove her underwear. Then to be very specific in describing to you how she feels while walking around the office knowing she doesn’t have them on.
Take it from there.
Though not nominally sex, projecting sex over instant messages is a powerful tool in any man’s arsenal. And if you get to do that on a busy day at the office, and give her an orgasm, you have earned your stripes. Like a sip of good cognac, this one is a pleasant art for connoisseurs.
The entrée
The best place for fast, no-nonsense, intense, sex at the office is most likely staring you in the face all day. There is no better place than right behind the door of your office. If you do have an office that is not a cubical you probably know what we are talking about. Your safest bet is to have a door with a lock, but not having one may be twice the fun. Just keep one of your legs pressed against the foot of the door where the kick plate should be. Not even Kramer could open that thing up without slamming into it. Don’t strip down to your socks, be fast and be quiet.
Hands down one of the best places for unleashing hormones while at work.
The classic main course
This one wins the People’s Choice Award. The embodiment of everyday time drama TV script in the ‘80 and ‘90. A fantasy used so much you would expect it to be dead, but that doesn’t seem to slow down even after 50 years.
Having sex on your desk after everybody is gone.
If you don’t find this thrilling then you should. Because women do. It is a power-driven chain reaction that prompts you to end up bending a woman over your desk while working overtime on that important project. Major sexual tensions are at play here and seeing that you can do it after everybody is gone means you can take your time, and take in just a hint of the danger of getting caught and a more hefty dose of enjoying each other.
The most beautifully balanced place and time option. Like all things should be.
The corporate on the-go-main course
This has the best selection of locations for the office-based active, determined, go-getters.
Working in a large corporation may mean you have less space to manoeuvrer when it comes to having sex at the workplace. But be alert and aware of your surroundings and you will notice them.
- The stairs
When things get tough, the tough get going. And they take the stairs. This is one option people use to let off some steam during busy work hours. It has all the thrill ingredients that you need. Stay just behind those heavy doors or go between floors. If you manage to avoid lunch breaks your chances of being interrupted are slim.
- The supply room
A bit cliché and with almost zero practicality this one time-saving grace may prove very useful. If you work in a place that doesn’t use it to store things you may stumble upon at the worst time possible. It’s hot and dark because it usually has no window and lies completely unattended most of the time. Not the best, but the dark factor is a major plus for passionate sex unless you stumble upon some other couple in there.
- Basement parking lot
Last resort option for couples in need. It’s not that having sex in a car with strangers walking by 10 feet away is not exciting enough. But you surely have had sex in a car before. We would recommend the back seat and having her on top. Technically you are still at work, so work kink factor still applies. Getting to see people that you work with walking around seamlessly just adds more fire to the getting caught factor.
The dessert
Regardless of your current employer, or where the building your business is situated in, there is one location that reigns supreme among both sexes.
The roof. This is particularly pleasant at night but it is an equally good alternative during the day. Imagine having sex on top of the building you work in and seeing the people on the street walking by minding their own business. We would not recommend this in Manhattan or on a building that is surrounded by taller buildings. Otherwise, just go for it. Lift up her dress just enough, pull those panties to the side and take her from behind near the ledge. It will be an experience you both remember for quite some time.
Many sexual fantasies take place around the office, like getting a blow job from under your desk or having sex with your boss or your secretary and people will undoubtedly dream up new ones. But when it comes to locations these are the best, the most practical and the most exciting.
Test them out at your own peril… or pleasure.
And it’s not just men. Women fantasize about having sex at work almost as much as men do. For the most part, both parties stick to their daydreaming and use it as an escape pod from day to day mental pressure.
It just might be that there is something about a competitive, edgy, deadline infused environment that grinds our sexual gears. And the fact that it is forbidden just adds to the cocktail. You as a present-day gentleman must recognize the full potential of office sex by finding out what the best locations are, that both men and women refer to when it comes to office sex.
But before we go down the list of the best places to have sex at work you should keep in mind that although you may fantasize about a certain colleague, romantic or sexual relationships between employees where one individual has influence or control over the other's conditions of employment are inappropriate and in many cases could see you being dismissed.
That is because, even if consensual, they may ultimately result in conflict or difficulties in the workplace. And you don’t want any difficulties. So treat matters with the utmost care and balance. You will be better off in the long run if you ask your significant other to come by your workplace than engaging a female co-worker.
The appetizers
Most sexual relationships at work begin with people spending too much time instant messaging. One day, messages turn into flirting and sexual tension begins building up. While sharing your most intimate thoughts over messages at work, it can be risky but it can also be very satisfying as well. Tell her what you want to do to her and what you would have her do. You can even put your BDSM kinks to good use over IM. Ask her to go to the bathroom and remove her underwear. Then to be very specific in describing to you how she feels while walking around the office knowing she doesn’t have them on.
Take it from there.
Though not nominally sex, projecting sex over instant messages is a powerful tool in any man’s arsenal. And if you get to do that on a busy day at the office, and give her an orgasm, you have earned your stripes. Like a sip of good cognac, this one is a pleasant art for connoisseurs.
The entrée
The best place for fast, no-nonsense, intense, sex at the office is most likely staring you in the face all day. There is no better place than right behind the door of your office. If you do have an office that is not a cubical you probably know what we are talking about. Your safest bet is to have a door with a lock, but not having one may be twice the fun. Just keep one of your legs pressed against the foot of the door where the kick plate should be. Not even Kramer could open that thing up without slamming into it. Don’t strip down to your socks, be fast and be quiet.
Hands down one of the best places for unleashing hormones while at work.
The classic main course
This one wins the People’s Choice Award. The embodiment of everyday time drama TV script in the ‘80 and ‘90. A fantasy used so much you would expect it to be dead, but that doesn’t seem to slow down even after 50 years.
Having sex on your desk after everybody is gone.
If you don’t find this thrilling then you should. Because women do. It is a power-driven chain reaction that prompts you to end up bending a woman over your desk while working overtime on that important project. Major sexual tensions are at play here and seeing that you can do it after everybody is gone means you can take your time, and take in just a hint of the danger of getting caught and a more hefty dose of enjoying each other.
The most beautifully balanced place and time option. Like all things should be.
The corporate on the-go-main course
This has the best selection of locations for the office-based active, determined, go-getters.
Working in a large corporation may mean you have less space to manoeuvrer when it comes to having sex at the workplace. But be alert and aware of your surroundings and you will notice them.
- The stairs
When things get tough, the tough get going. And they take the stairs. This is one option people use to let off some steam during busy work hours. It has all the thrill ingredients that you need. Stay just behind those heavy doors or go between floors. If you manage to avoid lunch breaks your chances of being interrupted are slim.
- The supply room
A bit cliché and with almost zero practicality this one time-saving grace may prove very useful. If you work in a place that doesn’t use it to store things you may stumble upon at the worst time possible. It’s hot and dark because it usually has no window and lies completely unattended most of the time. Not the best, but the dark factor is a major plus for passionate sex unless you stumble upon some other couple in there.
- Basement parking lot
Last resort option for couples in need. It’s not that having sex in a car with strangers walking by 10 feet away is not exciting enough. But you surely have had sex in a car before. We would recommend the back seat and having her on top. Technically you are still at work, so work kink factor still applies. Getting to see people that you work with walking around seamlessly just adds more fire to the getting caught factor.
The dessert
Regardless of your current employer, or where the building your business is situated in, there is one location that reigns supreme among both sexes.
The roof. This is particularly pleasant at night but it is an equally good alternative during the day. Imagine having sex on top of the building you work in and seeing the people on the street walking by minding their own business. We would not recommend this in Manhattan or on a building that is surrounded by taller buildings. Otherwise, just go for it. Lift up her dress just enough, pull those panties to the side and take her from behind near the ledge. It will be an experience you both remember for quite some time.
Many sexual fantasies take place around the office, like getting a blow job from under your desk or having sex with your boss or your secretary and people will undoubtedly dream up new ones. But when it comes to locations these are the best, the most practical and the most exciting.
Test them out at your own peril… or pleasure.
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